February 2012
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ok next person who decides to just log off or some shit after i try to talk to them is just not my friend anymore
I WOULD be doing nothing on a Friday night
Watchjoshishollywood:
Honestly, it could be playing at a funeral and I’d probably still do this. Don’t lie, you would too.
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I was supposed to be going through my clothes so I could donate the ones I don’t want.
But instead I’m watching movies and crawling in a hole.
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“oh jesus i had a bloomin onion last night that my family brought back for me and...”
– a friend who wishes to stay anonymous (via horsefacts2011)
Anonymous asked: will you eat a cake pop out of my vagina?
Anonymous asked: will u be my valentine
Harry Potter's fourth child was called "Dobby...
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher: what?
Me: what?
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