March 2012
WHY AM I SO THIRSTY BRB GONNA DRINK THE FUCKING...
February 2012
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gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
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ok next person who decides to just log off or some shit after i try to talk to them is just not my friend anymore
I WOULD be doing nothing on a Friday night
Watchjoshishollywood:
Honestly, it could be playing at a funeral and I’d probably still do this. Don’t lie, you would too.
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I was supposed to be going through my clothes so I could donate the ones I don’t want.
But instead I’m watching movies and crawling in a hole.
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“oh jesus i had a bloomin onion last night that my family brought back for me and...”
– a friend who wishes to stay anonymous (via horsefacts2011)
Anonymous asked: will you eat a cake pop out of my vagina?
Anonymous asked: will u be my valentine
Harry Potter's fourth child was called "Dobby...
